Help the marsupial!
Posted September 11th, 2007 by mrasor
Miscellaneous
Zippy’s not doing so hot in the Capital One Bowl standings.
Help her out with your vote today.
Here’s the plan… Vote every time you return from the john. By my estimation, each of my 3,000 readers uses the restroom three times per day. If half of them remember to vote after each trip to the commode, Zippy easily will make up the 2,000 votes he is behind Cav Man (from UVa).
Does the Republican Party need a replacement for Karl Rove? I’ll be job hunting around spring 2010.
September 12th, 2007 at 1:28 am
commode? was “crapper” deemed inappropriate for the 3000 readers?
September 12th, 2007 at 1:46 am
I’m glad someone noticed I toned down my language.
p.s. Are you actually gonna watch the game w/ me on Saturday?
September 12th, 2007 at 7:20 am
Looks to me like someone put the word out to get out and vote at one or more of the other schools. Has anything been published in the Buchtelite? Has the Columbus Leaking Urinal considered doing a small feature article on Zippy and the contest?
September 12th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Has the school ever had, or considered having, a real kangaroo at the games? Imagine Zippy springing across the field or down the sidelines as the team ran out.
Maybe he could wear a sweater with an “A” on it, to hide a harness that’s connected to a huge bungee cord the cheerleaders hold so he doesn’t leap into the stands.
That Zippy would sure beat Texas’ bull, or Colorado’s buffalo. He’d be in the Sportscenter intro every night during football season, I’ll bet.
September 12th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Having a live kangaroo would be amazing!
September 12th, 2007 at 11:43 am
follow these steps…
1. go to http://www.capitalonebowl.com/Voting/Default.aspx
2. register another NEW name at the bottom of the screen
3. vote
4. clear your browser history and cookies and temp files
5. close browser
6. reopen browser
7. start back at step 1.
If you wanted to sit there for hours and document all your names, you could add tons of votes….
September 13th, 2007 at 7:05 am
The kangaroo would be a great surprise for a full house at the new downtown stadium.
You can make it happen, Mr. Rasor!