What the heck?

My daughters Janie and Elizabeth make a habit of finding much more interesting stuff on the web than me. Yes, it's all rated PG or G. Technically, this should mean that Alan's Imposter would enjoy a blog written by them more than me. Alas, I digress.
They discovered a web site called mylifeisaverage.com.
People go to the [...]

Try this and see if isn't a little bit addictive.

Well … since you're all part of my life now … I feel compelled to update you on the Fantasy Football question I asked this week:
This was my team heading into the week:
QB — Jay Cutler, Matt Schaub, Matt Stafford, Shaun Hil
RB — Willie Parker, Marshawn Lynch, Correll Buckhalter and Chris Wells.
WR — Anquan Boldin, [...]

Noticed that Charles Gibson is giving up the broadcast on ABC. He’ll be replaced by Diane Sawyer. Sawyer is kind of to ABC what Sting used to be to the NFL. Any time the NFL needed someone, they’d bring Sting out to sing, even if it was like the 38th time in the past three [...]

Every time I hear Sinatra sing Summer Wind I want to go rent "The Pope of Greenwich Village" and watch it one more time.
“Nothing hurts as much as you think it will. You go numb… then you wrap your belt around your wrist and get to the nearest hospital.”
Classic.

Kathy Ireland will be competing.

The Roy Halladay trade rumors have taken on a Francisco-Franco-is-dead-the-British-are-still-sailing-to-the-Falklands quality. It's time for it to end so we can all get on with our life without the seven daily and breathless Halladay updates.

The Raiders have a marketing deal with a Malaysian Airlines that does not even fly to the United States. Planes are decorated in Raider logos, Raider scenes and … yes … Raiderettes.