Firestone, Adriana and Manny
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008Any visit to Firestone (like this week’s to the Bridgestone Invitational) brings feelings of awe. The course is simply that great, a jewel in the nation’s obsession with hitting a dimpled ball with a metal stick. Firestone is a great, great course. No tricks, no gimmicks, no island green, no ridiculous fairway contortions. Just golf as it was meant to be played – although I wish they had not lengthened 16 and left the monster as it always was. The most entertaining 15 minutes at this tournament came Friday during an interview with Peter Lonard, an Australian who is 100 percent Aussie. Having covered tennis and golf in my pitiful existence, I’ve come to have great respect for Aussies. They are straight-up, down to earth and real. Find me a boring Aussie and I’ll show you a Brit (Hey … it’s a JOKE). At any rate, Lonard offered the following when asked what it meant that Tiger Woods was missing: “To me him not being here is usually on average probably the difference between 39th and 38th. So I don't miss him much. But I'm sure the boys up in the big money end, they definitely notice a difference.” After shooting a 66, Lonard quipped that it was better than the 74s he had averaged the past few years at Firestone. What enabled him to shoot 74? He said: “Thick trees, thick rough, hard greens to putt on, being a bad chipper. You name it, I've got it all.” When Lonard talked about the course not being as hard and tough as a year ago, Jude Coen, the young lady next to him from the Australian Tour, said “Australians aren't hard and tough, the courses are hard and tough.” Lonard could not let that go. “Well,” he said. “The chicks are hard and tough, from what I've seen anyway, from the ones that will talk to me.’’ In this nation in this day and age, that might be considered sexist. To an Australian it’s just life. Coen laughed with everyone – while also rolling her eyes just a tiny bit. I don’t know … maybe you had to be there.
Oh … Lonard did not mention Adriana Lima being hard and tough, which of course provides an excuse to post a photo of her.
So now we come to find out that Manny Ramirez asked not to be trade to Los Angeles. His agent called the Red Sox and said he would behave (my word) if the Red Sox kept him and eliminated those oh-so-onerous final two year team options in his contract worth $20 million. Problem was the call came after the trade was completed, and by this point the Red Sox were doing dances in Kenmore Square. The offer from Ramirez’s agent, by the way, does kind of bring up the question as to what Ramirez was doing – and does pretty much confirm that the Red Sox’s belief that he was faking injuries and not trying was pretty much right on the money. Call me crazy, but that’s not the kind of guy I’d want as a teammate.
And … here's Manny signaling how many are out after the leadoff hitter of an inning flied to center (thanks to deadspin.com for this photo)






