First quarter: Not exactly an exciting game

Browns and Bears start three-and-out, three-and-out, three-and-out, three-and-out. … NFL action at its finest. … Bears break the streak by kicking a field goal with 2:20 left. … Derek Anderson just threw an interception. To this point he is 1-for-5 for four yards and an interception. … The quarter ends with very little action. … Chicago 6, Cleveland 0.

Second quarter: Another non-competitive effort

Fumbled handoff between Anderson and Jamal Lewis leads to turnover. … It's a good thing Anderson gives the Browns their best chance to move the ball. … Turnover leads to third Chicago field goal. … Bears struggles in red zone are real. … As Bears drive, Anderson is 1-for-6 for four yards and one interception. That would be a zero rating. … Browns defense seems to be wearing down. … Touchdown, Chicago — but the Browns have time for a two-minute drill. … In a surprise, it goes nowhere. … Anderson's quarterback rating the first half: 0.0. … Chicago 16, Cleveland 0, and it's as one-sided as it sounds.

Third quarter: Time for the miracle comeback?

Nowhere for Anderson to go but up in the quarterback rating department this half. … Twelve-yard punt sets Browns up in good field position. .. Three Lewis runs move ball to first and goal at the 1. … Anderson barely scores on second down. … But the extra point is blocked. … Browns are running the ball fairly well this half. … Now they must waste a timeout. … Which sets up a punt. … Josh Cribbs landed awkwardly on the return. … Bears are playing as bad as the Browns. … It's a brutal game. … Cribbs back in. … Browns get the ball a their 38. Another chance to make a game of things. … Browns complete a first-down pass and Steve Heiden fumbles. … Touchdown, Chicago. To look at Derek Anderson's stats is to defy all logic and reason: 2-for-11 for 13 yards. … That's 13 yards. Thirteen. In almost three quarters of an NFL game. … Chicago 23, Cleveland 6.

Fourth quarter: Another blowout loss

Hoo hoo! A couple completions. … Browns go on fourth-and-1 and THROW. Incomplete. Heiden calls for interference. … No call. … Bears ball. … Interception gives it back to the Browns. … This is one bad football game. Teams just find a way to play down to the Browns level. … Anderson finally throws a good pass to Mohamed Massaquoi and he fumbles after the reception. … Anderson throws an interception that is returned for a touchdowna and with 3:02 left and the Browns down 30-6 Brady Quinn is in. … You may regurgitate the chips and dip at this point.