I hope they don't ask Alabama nose tackle Terrence Cody to run the 40 at the combine, he might knock himself out. At the very least, he'd be risking a serious concussion:
I know this is going to be extraordinarily politically incorrect, and I guarantee that Joyce will immediately go into her bank account and call Fat Tony from "The Simpsons" to put a hit out on me. But that Andre Smith photo looks like every National Geographic lady that every single straight guy now over the age of 45 used to peek at whenever we were in the elementary school library. Yes, even Pat.
By the way, I would have said the first photo instead of the Andre Smith photo, but there were never any pictures of a white guy in a Peace Corps uniform oodling any of those National Geographic ladies. So that disqualified the first photo and made Andre Smith the winner by default.
I just watched the highlight … whoever put that together left out the best angled highlight featuring LeBron's wonderful acting. I would have also preferred to have heard the Cleveland broadcast hysterics instead of Miami's toned-down stuff, Cleveland's dynamic homerish shillish duo has finally learned from all the hurricane wind left behind by Michael Reghi one all-important late 20th and early 21st century sports media rule: the more you consciously try to dominate and ruin a telecast, the far more likely a SportsCenter producer will allow your voiceover to ruin SportsCenter.
OH DEAR GOD!!! those pics are insane…..the second looks like some twisted demonic face staring back and if the browns pick that first dude im gonna BARF
RK, the 2nd pic is from the 2009 combine. Andre Smith was selected with the 6th overall pick by the Bengals. After a lengthy holdout, he finally signed late in camp…then broke his foot less than 48 hours after signing. He finally got on the field in week 11.
Terrence Cody, in the 1st pic, is the #1 rated nose tackle in the upcoming 2010 draft. As I stated in an earlier post, Cody usually occupied a couple offensive linemen, which allowed LB Rolando McClain to make a lot of plays.
If you get a chance to watch any of this Sunday's Senior Bowl, instead of focusing on Tim Tebow, keep an eye out for Central Michigan QB Dan LeFevour. While Tebow's stock will plummet in the coming months, LeFevour will be on the rise. He could be the next Big Ben Roethlisberger.
Is it just me or does that video look like they are just allowing those guys to pretty much go down and shoot unopposed? Like they got together before the game and said…hey lets have a shoot out. It's a thing of beauty to watch but those smiles tell me it's all about the Benjamins.
Brian, why can't you ever post a picture of a woman that has their own factory boobs instead of NAPA's aftermarket enhancements. Where's Joyce when you need her? Hey, Joyce, don't you think Brian is being misogynist? Where are pictures of hunky guys with pec implants? No way Andre Smith has implants. Post a few topless photos of the Windhorsts and Finnans of the world exposing their glorious fake racks during Mardi Gras.
B D I wholeheartedly Agree with you on Danny L that kid has Moxie ..but will he last to the 2nd round and does he fit the Holmgren/Heckert QB mold ? And Cody looks pretty avg in the arms does he have the desire to succeed on Sundays?
Frankly, I don't think my Mom has a basement. To be honest, I don't even know if she's even still alive, so there goes your hanging in Mom's basement theory. And precisely what is that a photo of? Did Martina Navratilova and Jeff Garcia have another of their in vitro kids? What is that? If it's any consolation to you, I would definitely hang it up over my desk if I owned a color laser printer.
Yes, ralph, I didn't want to say anything and tried to protect his privacy and confidentiality, but he previously advised me of it and it's absolutely true: Pat still owes AOL six months of Compuserve subscription services dating back to the late 80s and early 90s, when AOL bought Compuserve and then Pat fleeced them. Levine is a bastard for revealing it.
But all kidding aside, I'm going to see if the BJ's editors are going to pull a Google in China, and snuff this post. Here's the truth: If you like to read Pat's stuff, and if you like reading his blog, you're going to have to follow him on AOL in a couple of weeks, right around Valentine's Day. It's a done deal. The same place Jay Mariotti now hangs his hat, typing away in his underpants from a dusty spare bedroom in Chicago. The site is fanhouse.com. I went over there right now, there is a lovely large photo of Phil Mickelson looking like a deer caught in the headlights.
Who knows, maybe they'll give George Thomas what's left of the Beacon Journal gig, and George can be columnist/basketball beat writer/OSU beat writer/movie reviewer/vending machine repairman.
Oh, one other thing, since it's already up and I tried to delete it, but I can't. Sorry, Pat. They give you five minutes, five minutes is up.
Windhorst is probably the only sportswriter I've seen who didn't bother to even say, "See ya." I'm guessing that has far more to do with Windhorst's former editor(s) than with Windhorst himself. So if Pat doesn't give a proper sendoff, it's not like he didn't want to. Because he does.
Earth to Pat's editor. Or editors. Or whoever is the Big Tuna over there: You'll notice that every columnist in the country that has made a switch to a different employer and/or different medium has been permitted to write a proper "goodbye" column. Including a "goodbye" blog column, if it applies. Maybe I'm old school, but it's common courtesy. I personally believe it would be lowdown, spiteful and NBC-like for you to deny any writer that right, whether it's a sportswriter or some old lady writing a recipe column. It would absolutely stink.
With that being said, I only have two months of unemployment benefits remaining, so even if your paper doesn't have long to live, Beacon Journal editors, I'll be happy to take both your 10:00 PM and 11:35 PM time-slots. I'll do just about anything. Do we have a deal?
Well, that will pretty much eliminate any reason for reading the ABJ – Ocker may as well retire. I hope for his sake, Pat doesn't have to have any interaction with Mariotti.
Alan, if they gave you a column, the only remaining subscriber would be your Mom.
I hope they don't ask Alabama nose tackle Terrence Cody to run the 40 at the combine, he might knock himself out. At the very least, he'd be risking a serious concussion:
http://xr.com/moobs
And to think I thought Andre Smith's photo from his 2009 combine was bad:
http://xr.com/andre
I know this is going to be extraordinarily politically incorrect, and I guarantee that Joyce will immediately go into her bank account and call Fat Tony from "The Simpsons" to put a hit out on me. But that Andre Smith photo looks like every National Geographic lady that every single straight guy now over the age of 45 used to peek at whenever we were in the elementary school library. Yes, even Pat.
By the way, I would have said the first photo instead of the Andre Smith photo, but there were never any pictures of a white guy in a Peace Corps uniform oodling any of those National Geographic ladies. So that disqualified the first photo and made Andre Smith the winner by default.
I just watched the highlight … whoever put that together left out the best angled highlight featuring LeBron's wonderful acting. I would have also preferred to have heard the Cleveland broadcast hysterics instead of Miami's toned-down stuff, Cleveland's dynamic homerish shillish duo has finally learned from all the hurricane wind left behind by Michael Reghi one all-important late 20th and early 21st century sports media rule: the more you consciously try to dominate and ruin a telecast, the far more likely a SportsCenter producer will allow your voiceover to ruin SportsCenter.
speaking of photos that first girl in the singles ad popup has a NICE R A C K better than Salma
OH DEAR GOD!!! those pics are insane…..the second looks like some twisted demonic face staring back and if the browns pick that first dude im gonna BARF
RK, the 2nd pic is from the 2009 combine. Andre Smith was selected with the 6th overall pick by the Bengals. After a lengthy holdout, he finally signed late in camp…then broke his foot less than 48 hours after signing. He finally got on the field in week 11.
Terrence Cody, in the 1st pic, is the #1 rated nose tackle in the upcoming 2010 draft. As I stated in an earlier post, Cody usually occupied a couple offensive linemen, which allowed LB Rolando McClain to make a lot of plays.
If you get a chance to watch any of this Sunday's Senior Bowl, instead of focusing on Tim Tebow, keep an eye out for Central Michigan QB Dan LeFevour. While Tebow's stock will plummet in the coming months, LeFevour will be on the rise. He could be the next Big Ben Roethlisberger.
Is it just me or does that video look like they are just allowing those guys to pretty much go down and shoot unopposed? Like they got together before the game and said…hey lets have a shoot out. It's a thing of beauty to watch but those smiles tell me it's all about the Benjamins.
To offset the damage done by those previous pics, here's one of my favorite nominee for "Babe of the Blog"…
http://xr.com/amanda
Brian, why can't you ever post a picture of a woman that has their own factory boobs instead of NAPA's aftermarket enhancements. Where's Joyce when you need her? Hey, Joyce, don't you think Brian is being misogynist? Where are pictures of hunky guys with pec implants? No way Andre Smith has implants. Post a few topless photos of the Windhorsts and Finnans of the world exposing their glorious fake racks during Mardi Gras.
Alan, the first two pics I posted were linked just for you because I knew that's what you like.
B D I wholeheartedly Agree with you on Danny L that kid has Moxie ..but will he last to the 2nd round and does he fit the Holmgren/Heckert QB mold ? And Cody looks pretty avg in the arms does he have the desire to succeed on Sundays?
PS thanks for Amanda
Here's another one you might like Alan…
http://xr.com/weir
Sorry Alan, try this one…I know you probably already have this hanging on your Mom's basement wall…
http://xr.com/5l95
Frankly, I don't think my Mom has a basement. To be honest, I don't even know if she's even still alive, so there goes your hanging in Mom's basement theory. And precisely what is that a photo of? Did Martina Navratilova and Jeff Garcia have another of their in vitro kids? What is that? If it's any consolation to you, I would definitely hang it up over my desk if I owned a color laser printer.
Anybody watch Les Levine's show tonight?
He had some juicy tidbits regarding our blogmeister & AOL.
Yes, ralph, I didn't want to say anything and tried to protect his privacy and confidentiality, but he previously advised me of it and it's absolutely true: Pat still owes AOL six months of Compuserve subscription services dating back to the late 80s and early 90s, when AOL bought Compuserve and then Pat fleeced them. Levine is a bastard for revealing it.
But all kidding aside, I'm going to see if the BJ's editors are going to pull a Google in China, and snuff this post. Here's the truth: If you like to read Pat's stuff, and if you like reading his blog, you're going to have to follow him on AOL in a couple of weeks, right around Valentine's Day. It's a done deal. The same place Jay Mariotti now hangs his hat, typing away in his underpants from a dusty spare bedroom in Chicago. The site is fanhouse.com. I went over there right now, there is a lovely large photo of Phil Mickelson looking like a deer caught in the headlights.
Who knows, maybe they'll give George Thomas what's left of the Beacon Journal gig, and George can be columnist/basketball beat writer/OSU beat writer/movie reviewer/vending machine repairman.
So that's the scoop.
Oh, one other thing, since it's already up and I tried to delete it, but I can't. Sorry, Pat. They give you five minutes, five minutes is up.
Windhorst is probably the only sportswriter I've seen who didn't bother to even say, "See ya." I'm guessing that has far more to do with Windhorst's former editor(s) than with Windhorst himself. So if Pat doesn't give a proper sendoff, it's not like he didn't want to. Because he does.
Earth to Pat's editor. Or editors. Or whoever is the Big Tuna over there: You'll notice that every columnist in the country that has made a switch to a different employer and/or different medium has been permitted to write a proper "goodbye" column. Including a "goodbye" blog column, if it applies. Maybe I'm old school, but it's common courtesy. I personally believe it would be lowdown, spiteful and NBC-like for you to deny any writer that right, whether it's a sportswriter or some old lady writing a recipe column. It would absolutely stink.
With that being said, I only have two months of unemployment benefits remaining, so even if your paper doesn't have long to live, Beacon Journal editors, I'll be happy to take both your 10:00 PM and 11:35 PM time-slots. I'll do just about anything. Do we have a deal?
Well, that will pretty much eliminate any reason for reading the ABJ – Ocker may as well retire. I hope for his sake, Pat doesn't have to have any interaction with Mariotti.
Alan, if they gave you a column, the only remaining subscriber would be your Mom.
My Mom? You're delusional. She wouldn't read me. Anyway, I think she gets the Plain Dealer, not the Beacon Journal.