Now that Christmas is here I think I'll get that special someone a naked photo of me with a certain body part behind a coffee cup.
Send her running and screaming from the room, that's what it'd do.
I mean …. I must live in a completely separate reality from some others.
Is that special someone MARLA?? MARY KAY?? STEPHANIE STORM??? JEWELL?? Enquiring minds gotta know!!!
LAURA? BETTY LIN?? (VERY CUTE DONT SCARE HER OK ) LISA? MARY BETH??? DOTTIE???????
better ck with HR before giving that one out …just saying$$$$
Pat you are a funny man!
If you're going to use a coffee cup to hide that body part, first make sure it's not filled with steaming hot gingerbread latte'. One false move, and that McManamon bloodline ends with your daughters.
A stolen e-mail? Really Grady? That's your excuse? Really?
Make that a Champps coffee mug Paddy Mac.
Now that I think about it, a coffee cup? I haven't seen the photos, but that fan club known as "Grady's Ladies" must be extremely disappointed. Coffee cups are typically fairly small, so if it was hiding anything, there must not be much real estate underneath the cup. If he had anything worth saving on a computer, he'd have used a Big Gulp.
I see the Jets brought Yankee's manager Joe Girardi to practice to teach Mark Sanchez the proper way to slide…he should have taught Braylon how to catch while he was there.
Perhaps they'll dig up Joe DiMaggio to teach Grady about Mr. Coffee.
I think my sister said it best: "if it happened on 'The Hills' four years ago, you have no excuse, stolen e-mail or not". Really, a playmate? One from Ohio?… That's still not original — ask Tim Couch how that works out.
I wonder if this is part of a master plan by our evil genius GM: a little shine has worn off the Golden Boy and now when he's unloaded because not enough people came out for the Lou Marson/Carlos Santana dual-bobblehead night, he won't alienate the remaining fan base when he has to dump him for monetary reasons.
If I looked like Grady, I'd be happy to shoot all the pics the ladies wanted. After all, anyone really think this is going to hurt him getting that CFO position at Bear Stearns. Maybe for you and I, this might mess with our regular lives, but for Grady this is basically just free advertising.
Sort of funny that all the people up in arms over this probably look like a human pillow (as do I). I guess I can take some small comfort in the fact that the coffee cup wouldn't do it for me.
Could the Tribe have drummed up this story to boost sagging season ticket sales? ….can't wait for Grady Sizemore Coffee Mug Night!
Grady Sizemore Coffee Mug Night? It was a coffee cup, not a coffee mug. Big difference. So to speak. Might as well have a Grady Sizemore Thimble Night.
Forget looking like Sizemore…Thimble, cup, mug, bobblecrotch…I want his bank account!