First, if James does stick around for 2010, it's only because he's going to sign a short-term deal until the right situation elsewhere presents itself, assuming it hasn't presented itself already. A short-term deal with an opt-out clause. James and his people aren't idiots, they all know Ferry is just like Mangini, attaching your long-term future to either of their wagons is akin to taking a long buggy ride around Central Park by hitching it up to a gerbil.
Second, Pat, has your editor told you that you can be like David Letterman? I'm guessing he has. A little-known secret, Letterman tapes two shows on Thursdays, his Friday show is taped on Thursdays, so he gets an extra weekday off. I've noticed you very rarely post blog stuff on Fridays, unless it's really worth posting about. And even then, you put about three seconds of effort into it. Come on, man. Let's see some elbow grease out there!
Oh, and for anybody watching the Cavs game against the Knicks, did you see James doing his short interview? What's the deal with the thick giant glasses, the ugly hat, and the horrible shirt? The guy looked like Steve Urkel.
OK Alan … I decry it time to stand up for myself. The blog is not my fulltime job. Writing columns for the paper is (cue Alan's smart-alec crack about dieing newspapers here … soooo predictable). On Friday, I write my Sunday notes page for the newspaper, which takes an entire page and which I've occasionally linked to here. Writing that takes all day. Literally. And … by the time you've written 2,000 words for the paper, you need a small break. So I take a blog break on Fridays. Sorry if that interferes with your social schedule, but that's the way it is. Hrrmph. … How's the setup in your basement?
I assumed Pat was smart and insightful enough to know when I'm prodding tongue-in-cheek. No Friday stuff for the past two months. Personally, I really don't care. Zero. Come on, I'm your biggest supporter next to your daughters, Pat. Tongue-in-cheek, man. Get with the program.
With that being said, Brian D. wouldn't know a tongue unless it was tickling the middle of his toochis. And alan t.'s imposter, I thought I liked you. Now, I'm not so sure.
Two points:
First, if James does stick around for 2010, it's only because he's going to sign a short-term deal until the right situation elsewhere presents itself, assuming it hasn't presented itself already. A short-term deal with an opt-out clause. James and his people aren't idiots, they all know Ferry is just like Mangini, attaching your long-term future to either of their wagons is akin to taking a long buggy ride around Central Park by hitching it up to a gerbil.
Second, Pat, has your editor told you that you can be like David Letterman? I'm guessing he has. A little-known secret, Letterman tapes two shows on Thursdays, his Friday show is taped on Thursdays, so he gets an extra weekday off. I've noticed you very rarely post blog stuff on Fridays, unless it's really worth posting about. And even then, you put about three seconds of effort into it. Come on, man. Let's see some elbow grease out there!
Oh, and for anybody watching the Cavs game against the Knicks, did you see James doing his short interview? What's the deal with the thick giant glasses, the ugly hat, and the horrible shirt? The guy looked like Steve Urkel.
Gee whiz, alan. That first post is going to get you in some hot water with terje.
I've heard the Richard Gere rumors, but terje likes gerbils? Otherwise, I don't get your hot water comment, larry.
You criticized Pat in your first post, implying that he needs to work harder. Terje doesn't go for that–they've shared Gingerbread lattes.
Pat, I bet you'd have a lot more time to post on here if you moved into Alan's Mom's basement. I have some bunk beds that you and Alan can have.
LOL, the real Brian picked up on the Alan's mom's basement facts.
OK Alan … I decry it time to stand up for myself. The blog is not my fulltime job. Writing columns for the paper is (cue Alan's smart-alec crack about dieing newspapers here … soooo predictable). On Friday, I write my Sunday notes page for the newspaper, which takes an entire page and which I've occasionally linked to here. Writing that takes all day. Literally. And … by the time you've written 2,000 words for the paper, you need a small break. So I take a blog break on Fridays. Sorry if that interferes with your social schedule, but that's the way it is. Hrrmph. … How's the setup in your basement?
Don't worry Pat, Alan can make room for your laptop if he relocates his Atari gaming system and Star Wars figurines.
I assumed Pat was smart and insightful enough to know when I'm prodding tongue-in-cheek. No Friday stuff for the past two months. Personally, I really don't care. Zero. Come on, I'm your biggest supporter next to your daughters, Pat. Tongue-in-cheek, man. Get with the program.
With that being said, Brian D. wouldn't know a tongue unless it was tickling the middle of his toochis. And alan t.'s imposter, I thought I liked you. Now, I'm not so sure.
Umm .. oops … sorry about that Alan.
Making mental note to self: Turn down sensitivity meter.
Done.