Comments on: Rest easy Cavs fans

By: alan t.

alan t. — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:50:29 +0000

alan t.'s imposter, just a theory, but if the old Brooklyn Dodgers or the current Los Angeles Dodgers held a parade, I would have bet you an original copy of Dan Gilbert's arrest record that James would have shown up from head to toe in full Dodgers regalia. Unfortunately, he would have had to wear one of Michael Jackson's old clever disguises so he wouldn't be recognized, but that would have merely been a minor inconvenience.

By: alan t.'s imposter

alan t.'s imposter — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:10:42 +0000

Seriously, can we stop building his statue already? He bought a team that already had Lebron. He has done NOTHING else. Hell, he sold part of the team to China too.

Just because the Indians and Browns stink, and Cleveland is a hell-hole that loses population faster than Pat fires out worthless blog entries, doesn't mean that Dan Gilbert is some savior of the city.

By: terje

terje — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:59:05 +0000

that's your best alan imitation yet.

By: alan t.'s imposter

alan t.'s imposter — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:26:19 +0000

If Dan Gilbert is even HALF the owner you guys say he is, then LeBron isn't going anywhere next year. All this fuss over a guy who bought the team AFTER Lebron was drafted.

My guess is he goes to the big city though, NY, CHI, LA. And Gilbert throws all of his attention on Casino-de-Gilberto and the Cavs go right back to the 1970's version, complete with catchy names like World-B-Free.