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Rest easy Cavs fans

by Pat McManamon on November 5, 2009

in Cavs, LeBron, McManamon

LeBron James evidently will not attend the New York Yankees parade.

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alan t.'s imposter November 5, 2009 at 11:26 am

If Dan Gilbert is even HALF the owner you guys say he is, then LeBron isn't going anywhere next year. All this fuss over a guy who bought the team AFTER Lebron was drafted.

My guess is he goes to the big city though, NY, CHI, LA. And Gilbert throws all of his attention on Casino-de-Gilberto and the Cavs go right back to the 1970's version, complete with catchy names like World-B-Free.

terje November 5, 2009 at 11:59 am

that's your best alan imitation yet.

alan t.'s imposter November 5, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Seriously, can we stop building his statue already? He bought a team that already had Lebron. He has done NOTHING else. Hell, he sold part of the team to China too.

Just because the Indians and Browns stink, and Cleveland is a hell-hole that loses population faster than Pat fires out worthless blog entries, doesn't mean that Dan Gilbert is some savior of the city.

alan t. November 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm

alan t.'s imposter, just a theory, but if the old Brooklyn Dodgers or the current Los Angeles Dodgers held a parade, I would have bet you an original copy of Dan Gilbert's arrest record that James would have shown up from head to toe in full Dodgers regalia. Unfortunately, he would have had to wear one of Michael Jackson's old clever disguises so he wouldn't be recognized, but that would have merely been a minor inconvenience.

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