For your Saturday entertainment

Why does it always have to be the over-the-hill and/or dead music guys who get posted on a Saturday? Some of the guys I see here on Saturdays, I'm not sure if they're over-the-hill or merely embalmed. I do know one thing for sure, dead or alive, all of their livers were, or still are, more pickled than the jar of Vlasic gherkin kosher dills in my refrigerator. But the fact that Gregg Allman is still very much alive is proof that the Food and Drug Administration is wrong. Bourbon, cocaine and heroin should be sold at GNC.

Hey, why can't folks see movie clips that can be enjoyed by both old farts and young embryos alike? Something that won't encourage them to stick a needle in their arm. Here, I'll start. http://xr.com/vik