Comments on: A nominee to succeed Adriana Lima

By: EastSideJo

EastSideJo — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:34:43 +0000

We had a torrid love affair for a few years. She's a great gal. I little clingy. Makes a great omelet.

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:07:38 +0000

I was so excited I mis-typed none…i'LL settle down with her…take a pill…and be like a young Alan.

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:05:57 +0000

Since nonoe of you guys wnat her she can be my girlfriend in a heartbeat.

By: alan t.

alan t. — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:18:15 +0000

Check this out. Her blue eyes, long eyelashes, cute nose, black hair and boobs are all original factory. No trick photography, no plastered makeup, no tons of coloring, no collagen lips, no black Elvira-like Clairol hair products, no plastic implants inside her nose and chest, no porcelain white veneer teeth. With the exception of the implanted microchip if she runs away from home, everything about her, including her smile, is 100% authentic. How refreshing. She is part black, part white, just like President Obama. She represents America. This gal should be the successor. Enough with the airbrushed plastic faux "celebrity" photos. This bitch is real. http://xr.com/ui6g

By: Tbomb

Tbomb — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:46:51 +0000

not even remotely hot….get a grip man.

By: alan t.

alan t. — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:53:39 +0000

Without the makeup and perfect camera angles and lighting, one looks like Conan O'Brien, the other looks like Pete Franklin. So I don't know what the real difference is, other than one has giant fake hooters and more stretch marks, the other is younger and therefore doesn't have as many rings around the tree, and so far has been more modest with the bazooms. Although, in a few years, the surgeon will surely be doing his salty handiwork to make it look more like Heidi Klum's and Gisele Bundchen's fake racks. At least that is what my crystal ball is telling me.

I'd rather look at a photo of a Siberian husky. At least they're all real.

By: Matt J

Matt J — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:53:39 +0000

Pat, she's not even in the same league as Adriana. Her looks have been going downhill ever since Springsteen pulled her onto the stage in that awful Dancing in the Dark video.

By: drew

drew — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:40:44 +0000

I agree with Alan. She is past her prime, as compared to your last blog "crush". Pick one Adriana's age, for continuity's sake.

Don't get me wrong…I wouldn't kick her, ummm, out of, uh, the bedroom for eating crackers.

By: alan t.

alan t. — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:33:16 +0000

Here, you think I was kidding? Tell me her time-slot wasn't changed from 12:30 AM to 11:30 PM. http://xr.com/pva

By: alan t.

alan t. — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:09:56 +0000

You're insane, Pat. Have you ever seen a picture of that broad without makeup? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkk! Minus the makeup and the Photoshopping, she looks like a Conan O'Brien wearing a wig. Although, I must admit that she once did save my life. Those porn star-sized implants she got before the remake of "The Longest Yard" reminded me to check my tire pressure. Thank God for that.