A nominee to succeed Adriana Lima

You're insane, Pat. Have you ever seen a picture of that broad without makeup? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkk! Minus the makeup and the Photoshopping, she looks like a Conan O'Brien wearing a wig. Although, I must admit that she once did save my life. Those porn star-sized implants she got before the remake of "The Longest Yard" reminded me to check my tire pressure. Thank God for that.

I agree with Alan. She is past her prime, as compared to your last blog "crush". Pick one Adriana's age, for continuity's sake.

Don't get me wrong…I wouldn't kick her, ummm, out of, uh, the bedroom for eating crackers.

Without the makeup and perfect camera angles and lighting, one looks like Conan O'Brien, the other looks like Pete Franklin. So I don't know what the real difference is, other than one has giant fake hooters and more stretch marks, the other is younger and therefore doesn't have as many rings around the tree, and so far has been more modest with the bazooms. Although, in a few years, the surgeon will surely be doing his salty handiwork to make it look more like Heidi Klum's and Gisele Bundchen's fake racks. At least that is what my crystal ball is telling me.

I'd rather look at a photo of a Siberian husky. At least they're all real.

Check this out. Her blue eyes, long eyelashes, cute nose, black hair and boobs are all original factory. No trick photography, no plastered makeup, no tons of coloring, no collagen lips, no black Elvira-like Clairol hair products, no plastic implants inside her nose and chest, no porcelain white veneer teeth. With the exception of the implanted microchip if she runs away from home, everything about her, including her smile, is 100% authentic. How refreshing. She is part black, part white, just like President Obama. She represents America. This gal should be the successor. Enough with the airbrushed plastic faux "celebrity" photos. This bitch is real. http://xr.com/ui6g

I was so excited I mis-typed none…i'LL settle down with her…take a pill…and be like a young Alan.