Back to blogging … and I'm certainly happy the Browns were not entrusted with protecting the secret formula for Coca-Cola.
Now that we know Brady Quinn will indeed start for the Browns – big surprise there, I know – here are the other well-protected secrets of the world that we soon will know:
–The formula for New Coke
–How a scantily clad woman is actually sawed in half by a magician
–The identity of the real killer in the O.J. case
–The secret behind the alien autopsy
–Bigfoot
–The real story of the Loch Ness Monster
I’m open to more.
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• Superman's true identity (also see: the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus)
- The name of the gunman on the grassy knoll
- The Colonel's blend of 11 herbs and spices
I thought Nessie *was* Oprah.
who corked Albert Belle's bat
Just who is "the devil"? As in "the devil made me do it!"