Apparently parking spaces were an issue in Detroit. To the point that new coach Jim Schwartz took an interest.
"Among his first orders of business after being hired was to assign every player a designated spot," wrote Alex Marvez of Fox. "Veterans according to seniority were given those closest to the building. Schwartz even personally timed the 75-second walk from the furthest space into the locker room just to insure the distance wasn't unreasonable when the Michigan winter begins."
This is the point where everyone, collectively, rolls their eyes.
Schwartz sound perfect for a Cleveland team in that control freak kinda way…