A couple has been married for 20 years and they're in their birthday suits getting ready for bed. As soon as they hit the pillows, the guy farts and goes, "Seven points!"
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that about?"
The guy goes, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later his wife cuts one and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
Two minutes later the guy rips another and goes, "Aha! I'm ahead 14 to 7."
One minute passes, his wife cuts another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
Ten seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressure is really on the guy. No way in hell he'll get beat by a woman, so he strains as hard as he can. Nothing happens. So he takes one last deep breath and gives it everything he's got. Out of the guy comes four days worth of crap. The entire bed shakes. His wife says, "What in the world was that?!"
Why is this listed under 'Clev. Browns News'?
I have no idea.
it's actually better than clev. browns news.
It should have been listed under Cleveland Cavaliers news. They finally discovered the remains of Sasha Pavlovic's wife:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j5A5b4C2V3qHHXjQHWjero9g9dSgD96T8G4G0
I'm betting Pat's idea is based on the assumption Adriana Lima is in Venice these days.
She may be married, but she's not dead.
(I don't know what it means, either.)
Somehow this must be a shot at Mangini. Are we close to signing a FA RT from the Italian League?
They're signing a fart from the Italian League?
Rob
Glad your space bar works. Otherwise this LOL post may not have gotten through.
Alan, yes, the Browns need to find a good FA RT after releasing their bad FA RT
Why is it that my blog inspires such relevant and intelligent discussion?
better a FA RT from the italian league than the mexican league.
A couple has been married for 20 years and they're in their birthday suits getting ready for bed. As soon as they hit the pillows, the guy farts and goes, "Seven points!"
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that about?"
The guy goes, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later his wife cuts one and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
Two minutes later the guy rips another and goes, "Aha! I'm ahead 14 to 7."
One minute passes, his wife cuts another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
Ten seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressure is really on the guy. No way in hell he'll get beat by a woman, so he strains as hard as he can. Nothing happens. So he takes one last deep breath and gives it everything he's got. Out of the guy comes four days worth of crap. The entire bed shakes. His wife says, "What in the world was that?!"
The guy goes, "Halftime, switch sides."