A couple things about that superstar named LeBron …

As this is written, the Lakers have beaten the Celtics, doing the Cavs a large favor …

Let me also ask first … if it was a snub when the coaches did not vote Mo Williams as substitute to the All Star team, what does it mean when David Stern picks Ray Allen to replace Jameer Nelson? A snub of grand poobahian proportions? … Alas, we digress …

I visited the University of Akron Thursday to talk to the McKnight brothers. During the visit, I got a chance to talk to Zips coach Keith Dambrot (good grief … how's that for self-righteous importance about a simple conversation?). Dambrot remains close to LeBron James from their days at St. Vincent-St. Mary, and he actually watched a little bit of James' game-for-the-decade at Madison Square Garden Wednesday night. He wasn't surprised with what he saw.

"Everything LeBron does to me sometimes is predictable," Dambrot said. "I just had this feeling he was going to try to go crazy."

Not, mind you, because the game was in New York. But because Kobe Bryant had visited the same arena a couple days prior and scored 61 points.

"Kobe did it, and (LeBron's) so competitive that he's going to try to one up," Dambrot said. "That was so predictable. Any time the guy sees any adversity or comparisons, he comes roaring back like a madman."

I got to wondering, he continued, writing again as if he were the most brilliant person on earth, if Dambrot had any insight on the whole "LeBron is going to New York" phenomenon, something that the New York media seems convinced will happen.

"I have none other than my own instincts," Dambrot said. "I think if he thinks he can win championships he'll stay."

That's a thought that's been offered before, of course, but Dambrot continued.

" He can make as much money as he wants here. He's always stayed. He could have gone to Oak Hill out of high school. He stayed. He's comfortable here. He's a huge figure here. Why would you leave? I think people may be advising him to the contrary, but ultimately he'll decide. And he always seems to make the right decision.

"Why not go down as the legend that stayed instead of one of these guys that jump ship?"

Again, Dambrot said he had no insights other than his gut feelings based on his relationship with James and his knowledge of him.

"If I had to be my house one way or the other, I would say he stays — if he thinks he can win championships," Dambrot said.

On another LeBron front …

A good friend of mine named Mike Bianchi writes for the Orlando Sentinel, and when the Cavs lost down there last week he wrote another sarcastic column that Cleveland should start preparing for James to leave and Orlando understood because Shaq had left a few years back. Naturally, this hit the internet, and he heard from some Cleveland fans.

Now I know Mike pretty well. We sat next to each other for years when Emmitt Smith played for the University of Florida. When the Gators went on probation, the NCAA held a hearing at a $400-a-night-resort in Colorado Springs called the Broadmoor (Interesting how the NCAA holds disciplinary hearings at a resort like that, no? We stayed at the Red Lion up the street). The thought of going to the top of Pikes Peak came up, and Mike — a big fan of Tony Lama boots — opined that "I bet you can get some boots on the old Piker." Perhaps you had to be there.

At any rate, he's as sarcastic as the next guy. So when he wrote that LeBron would give Cleveland the "Shaq treatment," I kind of chuckled. Because I knew he was joking. "The poor, poor Cleveland Cavaliers," he wrote. "They are a dead franchise walking and they don't even know it yet." That's Mike. Cutting and sarcastic. And me, I chuckled. Because I believe that cutting and sarcastic have their place. Even if the ending to that column was really cutting and sarcastic.

Apparently a lot of Cavs fans didn't agree, and they let him know. Mike sent me one e-mail he received. Being this is a family blog, I can only print the parts that are printable:

"You are a loser and I hope you drive your car into the Atlantic Ocean with your windows up and your car doors locked.  … I am going to keep your e-mail on record and make sure I make your life a living hell from now on … At least the city of Cleveland has a sense of loyalty and pride that Orlando sure doesn't have.  I wonder why the Browns rank in the top three fan bases in all of the NFL year after year even though we continually stink.  Can you answer me that one genius? … What does Orlando have? Old people and you.  Go jump off the top of Space Mountain; the world would be better off."

Now THAT is a classic. Drive into the Atlantic Ocean? Jump off the top of Space Mountain? Old people and you? It all makes a person laugh out loud.

Famous rants by Bob Knight, Lee Elia and Earl Weaver have nothing on this guy.

Just classic.

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7 Responses to A couple things about that superstar named LeBron …

  1. alan t. says:

    Did your comrade George Thomas send him that e-mail? Because apparently he thought Bianchi was being serious, too, because he mentioned Bianchi in his blog. I didn't know Bianchi was being sarcastic either, so I sent him an audio e-mail expressing my displeasure. I guess the joke is on me. Just listen to how doggone mad I was at Bianchi:
    http://littlurl.com/9d728

  2. cavsfan4life says:

    I also left Mr. Bianchi an email. I appreciate you letting us know a little bit about his personality. In my email I asked him if he is the type of "Skip Bayless-esque" writer that goes against the grain for attention's sake. I guess I just got my answer.

    Where he went wrong in his column was in assuming that Cleveland fans would take his words as cutting and sarcastic. We've been through too much and have read too many articles about LeBron heading to NY to not take him seriously. Next time, how about a disclaimer?

  3. alan t. says:

    No, where he "went wrong" was assuming people have a sense of humor about themselves. Nobody in Cleveland or its suburbs have a sense of humor about where they live. It's kind of pathetic that folks need to hang their hats on a sports franchise just to feel good about themselves.

    Seriously, Osama should consider blowing up the city and the surrounding area just so they can start from scratch. Bianchi has a point, as "cutting" as it may be.

    And apparently the guy who wrote that e-mail (I'd really like to read the unedited version so I can laugh my ass off) is not the least bit old enough to remember, or just has no idea, that some of the more horrible original Browns teams produced a game-day stadium crowd capacity of 60%-65%, the Indians nearly ended up in New Orleans, and the Cavaliers attendance was so bad, that Gund would have sold the team to the first out-of-town buyer if James didn't fall into his lap. That ain't exactly unconditional "loyalty" and "pride" to me.

  4. alan t. says:

    Oh, I also forgot about Cleveland's NHL team, which had so much "loyalty" that the franchise moved after three seconds.

  5. Alan t……you are a goofy donkey…..why is it that everyone is in love with Pittsburgh and THEY are the ones who hang their hat on a franchise???? You know, it's kind of tough to have a sense of humor about Cleveland when your friends and family are out of jobs because our government shipped our primary industry overseas…..Pittsburgh isn't the only town in the US built on the steel industry…..Clevelanders are proud of where they are from and most of you wieners need to learn about pride and loyalty, even when times are tough and your team is losing. Cleveland has real fans, who show up when the team is down….don't be pissed because your team doesn't have the "Dawg Pound." Don't be upset because you don't have LeBron……You know it's easy to insult something you don't understand. Sometimes people only have sports to cling to…..Pittsburgh was a great example in the 70's…..your message is funny to read…..show up in Cleveland and say that stuff out loud…..because you may not make it out of town…..Clevelanders are proud and your words are weak.

  6. and why are you hating on Cleveland….Where are you from? Man, we haven't had a hockey team in years….who cares…..Los Angeles lost a football team…Baltimore lost the Colts….teams move, teams fold, entire leagues go under….why do you spew so much garbage about a great city filled with great people? Again, your words mean nothing….Cleveland has gone through tough times and your insults can't break us down….you goofy donkey….go jump on a bandwagon…

  7. I can tell that this is not the first time at all that you mention the topic. Why have you decided to touch it again?