If you're tired of Lindsay, television is going to let you see her mom, Dina, driving the career of another Lohan, 14-year-old Ali. Full release after the jump, but here are some of the lines worth pondering:
Dina has faced intense scrutiny over the past year due to daughter Lindsay's (21) highly publicized mishaps and her long-simmering divorce from her ex-husband. But the Lohan family has demonstrated great resiliency and, with Dina at the helm, they are moving on with their lives. Dina is determined to help each of her four kids fulfill their dreams and refuses to live in fear of what others may think, despite being under the paparazzi microscope. …
Having grown up in the shadow of her sister's stardom and much publicized lifestyle, Ali is determined to achieve her own brand of success. But Dina is more experienced this time around and will do everything she can to protect Ali from the pressures and temptations of young Hollywood.
Because, you know, when you're thinking of ways to protect your daughter, the first thing that comes to mind is being part of a reality show.
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