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A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Use

May 24, 2011

Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert set out to prove what liberals already know to be true..that the Citizen's United v. FEC ruling allowing corporate campaign cash into American elections is an outrageously outrageous travesty of a sham of a travesty, and besides, the ruling will most likely result in more campaign funds going to, cringe, pro-business [...]

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Bringing The Stupid: CNN Bans Metaphors

January 19, 2011

met·a·phor -noun 1. a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our god.” 2. something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol ——————————————————————– Following the [...]

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World May End On Tuesday…Or Not

December 19, 2010

When Senate Majority Leader Harry "the war is lost" Reid (D-Las Vegas) realized the war was lost regarding passage of the Dems $1.2 trillion pork-filled omnibus spending bill (the Party Of No said 'NO!'), he had to pull the bill. When Senate Majority Leader Harry "the war is lost" Reid (D-AQI) got the Food Safety [...]

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Wedded Brits And Lame Ducks

November 24, 2010

Today's top news story comes from across the pond, where a new Royal We is in the making. I normally wouldn't comment on such an event, but I hear from the media it's the wedding of the century, therefore I feel compelled. I only hope I have my facts straight. In jolly old England, Prince [...]

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The Dance Of The Envious

October 2, 2010

The Tenth Commandment – "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that [is] thy neighbour's." It seems God thought this anti-coveting thing was pretty important. After all, he only gave Moses ten rules [...]

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Media Smatters – 8/24/2010

August 24, 2010

Universe Lacks Diversity: The contestant from Mexico won the Miss Universe pageant yesterday, marking the 59th time in a row that the winner of the Miss Universe beauty pageant has come from the planet Earth. In fact, the winner has always come from Earth. Not one winner has come from any other planet, solar system, [...]

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The Death Of Responsibility

June 1, 2010

I've been off the grid for the last ten days or so. My computer crashed and burned like a BP oil rig, my lady love had surgery, and I moved to a new cave. I've missed blogging and corresponding with you all (well, most of you, anyway). Now my computer is back up and running [...]

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The Persistent Vege-Liberal State

April 16, 2010

Liberals have an innate sense of entitlement and dependence. We all have it at some point in our lives, but most of us refer to that period as childhood. With liberals, the feeling persists well beyond the wonder years. This isn't surprising, seeing as how most adult liberals still live in their parent's basements, with [...]

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ObamaWear

March 14, 2010

President Obama made the following groundbreaking announcement at the abandoned Members Only warehouse this morning (the same warehouse where Derek Zoolander and Hansel held their historic male model "walk-off"): "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. As I look around this room, I see many well-dressed people. I see members of Congress, lobbyists for powerful special interests, [...]

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People For A Vegetative State

December 26, 2009

Now that it appears the Democrats are going to pass something they can call health care reform, I've been wondering what will come next for the Dems. There's cap-and-trade to ruin the energy industry fix global warming climate change, but then what, other than the inevitable amendments to health care reform and cap-and-trade that will [...]

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The Onion, By Any Other Name…

November 23, 2009

It's long past time that I paid tribute to The Onion, America's Finest News Source. Here are some selected news features. Warning – there may be an odd curse word or ten contained in the material below. 1. A certain President has a teleprompter snafu: Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner 2. December has [...]

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The Reality-Based Awards

October 15, 2009

It has been quite a ride for Barack Hussein Obama. In addition to becoming the first Kenyan-born American President after stealing the 2008 Democratic primary from Hillary Clinton and having ACORN fix the general election in a dozen states, Obama won the prestidigitous Nobel Peace Prize for saying "Hopey" stuff to foreigners. (This just in [...]

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