Warning – Reading this post requires a heavy duty tin foil hat. I also recommend a face mask.
I don't want to scare anyone, but there is convincing evidence that the swine flu came from……Barack Obama !
Check it out.
The swine flu outbreak in Mexico started at the same time President Obama was visiting Mexico, and a Mexican anthropologist who was introduced to Obama died of swine flu THE VERY NEXT DAY. From Bloomberg:
The first case was seen in Mexico on April 13. The outbreak coincided with the President Barack Obama’s trip to Mexico City on April 16. Obama was received at Mexico’s anthropology museum in Mexico City by Felipe Solis, a distinguished archeologist who died the following day from symptoms similar to flu, Reforma newspaper reported.
You may be saying, 'King, the first Mexican swine flu case was on April 13th, three days BEFORE Obama went to Mexico City.' True, but the U.S. always sends an ADVANCE TEAM in before the President arrives. The advance team clearly seeded the virus.
Now it has come out that a member of Obama's SECURITY TEAM contracted the swine flu while in Mexico. Do you see ??? They made a containment mistake and accidentally infected one of their own, which in turn has caused the virus to sweep across Washington D.C.
That's why Vice President Joe Biden is so scared, and told NBC that he wouldn't get on an airplane, a subway, or go near any enclosed, crowded places. Biden's an insider. He knows Obama's evil plan, and he knows they've lost control of it.
Obama said in his 100-day news conference that we shouldn't be overly worried about the swine flu, and said he won't close the Mexican border. Obviously, this is to lull Americans into a false sense of security in order to wipe out as many of us as possible. That also explains why Obama ordered childish swine flu prevention methods, such as "put your hand over your mouth when you cough." He knows those ineffective measures won't make a whit of difference. He's OUT TO GET US.
You may be asking, 'why would Obama want to wipe out Mexico and large parts of America ?'
It's elementary, my dear Watson. Think of the problems we face in America. Illegal immigration, drug cartels, unsustainable entitlements, and unemployment. Mexico plays a big hand in all those problems. If the Mexicans die off, the immigration and drug problems are solved, and there are more jobs for Americans. With far fewer Americans, the entitlements magically become more manageable. Remember, it's older people (who collect Social Security and use Medicare) that are most likely to die from the flu. Obama's machiavellian plan is brilliant.
But there's even more. The environmental movement has been contending for decades that the problem with the earth is all us darned people. There are too many of us, according to the enviros. I printed some quotes to that effect in my post yesterday. And now we have the most "green" President in American history. It's not enough to just kill off the Mexicans and the old people. In order to achieve a significant reduction in the man-made carbon footprint, we have to get rid of a substantial number of people all the world over, especially in America, because we have the biggest footprint of all. A pandemic is just the way to accomplish that without arousing suspicions.
If you thought Obama's first 100 days was bad, you ain't gonna like his second 100 days one bit. They're a killer.
Or maybe I'm not thinking straight. Maybe I'm just coming down with a fever or something………………..OH, NO !!!!
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King, Our pastor at church was saying these exact things last week, so were the guys at my gun club and on my aryan nation Chat rooms and websites. I also heard that they organized the tea parties and the helicopters that flew and were filming had some strange colored smoke coming out of the exhaust. (Actually, I did read that,LOL) Obama has to do something because he has 200,000 troops coming home from Iraq with nothing to do and no jobs available. Did you notice in his speech that he only has available 50,000,000 anti-viral vaccines. They are also telling the people not to worry about the symptoms, to wait and see how bad they get. They especially don't want them to go to the emergency rooms. Who goes there? Poor people. The Libs hate poor people. Also senior citizens are hit hard by this virus, who are they? Mostly conservative voters. Did he bow before the Saudi leader to let him know the plan was in place? The Saudi leader used to be friends with Saddam and we all know what he did to his people. hhhmmmmm Wash your hands.
Either I just walked into a twilight zone episode, or we need a heavy handed [/SARCASM] heading.
Just saying…
joe,
You sound like a rightwing extremist. Report to DHS immediately.
I bet the leftwing blogosphere was distraught that Obama gave Bush credit for those 50 million flu vaccines being ready. The lefties were having orgasms blaming Republicans for the swine flu, then Obama went and delivered a heavy dose of salt peter. I imagine DailyKos, Huffington, and the rest sent Obama a strongly worded e-mail telling the Obama administration to check with them first before saying something so "off message."
The Onion is alive and well
After read this queeny I would call for your head. Unfortunately your rectum has too firm of a grasp on it for anyone to ever get it.
And Red is, you know, being nice about it.
In the same way that Bush was responsible for 9/11, Obama is definitely responsible for swine flu. Exactly the same way, lol.
This whole swine flu thing is being blown WAY out of proportion, but you knew that, DK. I especially laughed over the whole put-your-hand-over-your-mouth thing. That's right, get those germs all over your hands, then go grocery shopping and check all the fruit for freshness. That'll prevent the spread of this flu. Sure thing, Mr. O.
How many actual deaths have been reported from swine flu thus far in the United States? The last I heard, it was one. There are at least 20,000 deaths from any form of flu in the US each year. Maybe if I heard about a larger number, like 1,000, I *might* start feeling a little alarm, but this is another case of the media creating news because Paris Hilton isn't doing anything exciting this week. Meanwhile, Joe Biden (the best life insurance policy Obama could have chosen) is proving to the world what a fool he is with his comments. Yeah, avoid airplanes/subways because you never know when one of the 151 people in this country of 306 million who have it are going to be on your flight/car.
Tory,
Thanks for explaining to me why Obama picked Joe Biden as his VP. I never did understand it until just now. Makes perfect sense.
Looks like a couple liberals lost their sense of humor.
And Rev, I'm disappointed. I thought if anyone could run with my wild conspiracy theory, it would be you.
Maybe if I changed the word 'Obama' to 'Bush' in my post, then you would have agreed.