What LeBron and I did on our summer vacations
Posted September 25th, 2005 by Brian Windhorst
LeBron James: multimillionaire star ball player with famous friends and invites to parties across the world.
Brian Windhorst: beat writer with lots of frequent flyer miles and friends who wish he didn’t have an offseason to bother them so much.
Let’s break down the summer:
Job
LBJ: Held top-secret workouts at various locations in Akron with fellow NBA players and college hopefules. Worked on jump shot, stamina, defense.
BW: Held top-secret phone conversations at various locations in my house. Worked on finding out new coach, GM, players.
Vacation
LBJ: Hung out in LA, hung out in NY, chilled in Cancun, did tour of Asia where he was mobbed by fans.
BW: Visited 25 states, hung out at Mt. Rushmore, chilled in Vancouver, did a tour of Aruba where I was mobbed by sunscreen.
Group work
LBJ: Organized bikeathon for kids and 3-on-3 basketball tournament.
BW: Organized poker games and 1-on-1 PlayStation tournament.
Charities
LBJ: Donated money, clothing and food to various groups.
BW: Donated golf balls to various ponds.
Big TV appearance
LBJ: Oprah in millions of households
BW: More Sports and Les Levine on Adelphia Ch. 15
Up-coming celebrations
LBJ: Son’s 1st birthday.
BW: Blog’s 1st birthday.
Best addition to arsenal
LBJ: Larry Hughes.
BW: Olympus WS-100 digital tape recorder.
05-06 season promise to fans
LBJ: Make the playoffs.
BW: Update the blog 3-4 times a week.



September 26th, 2005 at 1:32 am
Brian
Blog was a major hit last year, and the chuckles of your first entry on the new site bode well. For news hungry Cavs fans like me here in Japan your blog is the absolute best. Also appreciate that you always answer e-mails. Pretty damn cool. Enjoy the last gasps of the off-season.
john
September 26th, 2005 at 7:48 am
I believe you forgot a couple of entries…
Night Life
LBJ: Cruising the hottest clubs with the hottest of ladies.
BW: Playing Strategic Board games with the egg-headiest of friends.
Cook Outs
LBJ: California beaches and catered fillet minion with Shaq and T-MAC.
BW: A wife beater, burnt hot dogs and a kiddy pool for cooling feet.
September 26th, 2005 at 8:29 am
Glad to see you up and running - love your work almost some of the time.
September 26th, 2005 at 10:29 am
hey brian,
the new layout is great…..especially like the comments section
good luck…..GO CAVS
cheers
hemant
September 26th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
Keep up the great work, Brian. I look forward to you completely embarassing the PD in Cavs coverage again this season.
September 26th, 2005 at 1:33 pm
I can deal with the pop ups for more postings..
Keep up the good work.
September 26th, 2005 at 1:35 pm
I can deal with the pop ups for more postings..
Keep up the good work.
September 26th, 2005 at 6:46 pm
Brian has promised me that his 2005-2006 hoops season will be known as “The Windhorstinator: Year of the Jared.” Or, as Hollywood is now calling it, “J2.” Only 6″ veggie subs without the fixins. No more greasy room service while on the road, and no more fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches dipped in lard while at home. By the time the Cavs get drubbed in the first round, Brian will be looking like Kate Moss with a laptop. My favorite Cavs scribe should not be dropping dead from a heart attack even before LeBron’s tailor fits LeBron for his Knicks or Nets uniform. That would be a premature shame, and is simply unacceptable.
March 21st, 2006 at 10:34 pm
Alan Tucker why are you such a retard?
June 4th, 2006 at 12:54 am