Archive for the ‘Immigration’ Category
Being Alien
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007Climate Control
Monday, June 25th, 2007Immigration and NAFTA
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007Red Blooded Mexicans
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007More People
Friday, October 20th, 2006The U.S. population has hit 300 million. Click here for a guaranteed accurate up-to-the-minute count.
Europeans are alarmed by their low fertility rates. The Boston Globe is alarmed by our high rates.
I see future payers of my social security check.
Citizen Fox
Friday, May 26th, 2006President Bush visited Arizona last week. Mexican president, Vicente Fox, campaigned in Utah, California, and Washington state this week. Both are trying to influence U.S. immigration policy.
They're not really meeting each other. It's a cartoon. I can make them do whatever I want.
"It's not with fences that we are going to solve this problem," says Fox. Bush wants to strengthen the border with chainlink national guardsmen. In exchange for better border security he wants a path to citizenship for Mexicans who are already here. President Fox is already here. He is Mexican. He qualifies.
DMZ
Thursday, May 18th, 2006President Bush laid out a compromise plan to win over the anti-immigration wing of his own party. With a little tweaking he's sure to have a deal.
Star Spanglish Banter
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006The Star Spangled Banner was a poem written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry during the War of 1812. The hit poem was later set to the tune of a popular drinking song and soon replaced 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall as our national anthem.
After the U.S. surrender to Mexico in 2006 the anthem was changed to Spanish. The actual meaning of the lyrics were also altered. Roughly translated from the Spanish, the anthem now says, "although your water is safer, our cerveza is better".
Illegal, On Strike, Get Used To It
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006I like immigrants. But it's a little galling to see the illegal ones pull a power play like yesterday's walkout. They were saying our law is meaningless and we are powerless to stop them. It reminds me of the intimidation of Europe by threatening cartoonists for drawing Muhammad.
The response seems the same: try not to provoke them.
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