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Good news.  As I suspected, Global Warming isn't man-made.  It's made by cow farts.

It's true.  There is a 400 page U.N. study to prove it.

Contact Gary Larson to learn if the crisis is worsened when cows light their methane emissions.

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Neanderthal remnants from a cave on the southern coast of Spain are believed to be 24-28,000 years old.  That places the cavemen 2,000 years or so closer to us than previously believed.

The Los Angeles Times says Neanderthals,

"…appeared more than 200,000 years ago. They died out after anatomically
modern humans arrived in Europe 35,000 to 40,000 years ago."

It is believed the anatomically correct humans introduced global warming so as to wipe out the  Neanderthals and go shopping at Wall-Mart.

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The Crocodile Hunter's manager John Stainton initially claimed that Irwin (I didn't know his name was Steve Irwin) pulled the the stinger from his heart before he died.  We'll have to wait for the video to hit the web to know if it's true.

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Looking like Michael Moore was not enough for Al Gore.  The Internet inventor has become a documentary film maker himself.  "An Inconvenient Truth" opened at the Cannes Film Festival.  It is a movie about a slide show about Global Warming.

The former Buddhist nun bag man had this to say in a CBS interview: "There is no more debate. We face a planetary emergency. And the phrase
sounds shrill but it is an accurate description of the climate crisis
that we have to confront and solve."

I agree. It sounds shrill.

While characterizing the Bush administration as, "a renegade band of rightwing extremists", Gore says he has no plans to run for president. "I am involved in a campaign, but it's not for a candidacy. It's for a cause."  Things could get dicey here.  Suppose he changes his mind and runs for president after all. Could "An Inconvenient Truth" become the first major motion picture hauled into court?  McCain/Feingold issue advocacy rules would be the controlling legal authority. 

That would be an inconvenient truth.
 

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Time magazine had a cover story about global warming last week.  It  said, "Be worried.  Be very worried". The coverage hyped the threat of man made global warming without skepticism.  That's because, as they say, "the science is settled".

Nicholas von Hoffman used to have a tag line with his columns that
said, "When you walk into a room and everyone is in agreement,
they're usually wrong".

When I see journalists and scientists in the same story and no skepticism I become worried.  Very worried.

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