Monthly Archives: January 2007

Nancy's Kids

Click Image to Enlarge. Bush, the whompee, made nice with his whompers at the State of the Union Address. He told Nancy Pelosi her father would be proud. Nancy didn't speculate on 41's feeliness.

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All Chiefs, No Indigenous People

Click Image to Enlarge. Well, at least somebody isn't running for president.  Evan Bayh dropped out.

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Still Dead

Click Image to Enlarge. Ever since Saddam took the hanging gold medal on style points the Iraqis have continued to tweak their technique. Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti lost his head when his weight to drop length ratio was miscalculated.

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Channeling Buchwald

Click Image to Enlarge. Suicide bombers have further cause for humiliation. Art Buchwald's obit video is much funnier than theirs. If you prefer, here's a print version.

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Brief History of Iraq War

Click Image to Enlarge. The president is having a hard timing keeping his own party from the exits for the final act.

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Dogs Prefer Power Point

Click Image to Enlarge. A Cleveland Clinic doctor induced a brain aneurysm in a dog for a medical sales demo.  The presentation was fatal to man's best friend.  In addition to medicine shows, the highly self-regarded institution treats Cleveland Browns … Continue reading

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I knew Abraham Lincoln, He was a Friend of Mine…

Click Image to Enlarge. Margaret Carlson makes a conventional observation in Bloomberg that "Bush went general-shopping to come up with one who would agree with him". Bush isn't the only customer at the general store.  Lincoln bought and sold several … Continue reading

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i Phoney Accounting

Click Image to Enlarge. Steve Jobs and Apple are in trouble for backdating.  Backdating is a complex financial prodecure requiring Mr. Jobs to call old girlfriends. According to Holman Jenkins of the Wall Street Journal it is a perfectly legitimate … Continue reading

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Heisman Trophy Too Slow and Small to Beat Florida

Click Image to Enlarge. Ohio State quarterback, Troy Smith's, Heisman trophy failed to ward off the Florida gators in the school night national championship game. Running away only provoked the flesh eating gators, some of whom play without helmets and … Continue reading

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Weather

Click Image to Enlarge. Winters in Northeast Ohio where I live are usually brisk.  I often build a hockey rink in my backyard.  My kids are too old to use it much but I still enjoy standing in the cold … Continue reading

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