The Material Girl and her husband, Guy Ritchie immaculately conscripted a child in Malawi. His name is David. They country waived its customary 18 month in-country trial period.
David will no doubt live more comfortably than 6 year old Mark Kwadwo of Ghana. Mark was featured in The New York Times today as an example of the African child trade. His father leased him as an indentured servant to a fisherman where he bails the boat 14 hours a day.

I think this would be a helluva lot funnier if the cross was spinning while the Pope threw gold daggers at her.