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It is settled science that the Cleveland Browns are cursed.
To appease the curse the Browns offer sacrifice by maiming a key player early each season.
Every training camp Browns fans believe the curse will be broken. Hopes were high this year due to an unusually robust offensive line. All Pro LeCharles Bentley, a graduate of St.
Ignatius High School in Cleveland, would play center and protect quarterback Charlie Fry of Akron. As an added bonus, tight end Kellen Winslow was 90% recovered from his motorcycle sacrifice of last season.
Bentley's knee exploded on the first play of the first day of training camp.
Oh geez — this made me laugh so hard I almost coughed up a lung.
It's true: the Browns are cursed.
Who among you would be shocked to learn that Mencken is a die-hard Steelers fan ?
Have you seen the blog "God Hates Cleveland Sports"? It is hysterical!
http://godhatesclevelandsports.blogspot.com/