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Floyd Landis won the Tour de France with a dramatic 80 mile up and down ride high in the French Alps. It was a thrilling come from behind victory for a guy about to have hip replacement surgery.
The thrill was gone, however, when he tested positive for testosterone.
Landis explains that he's just a very manly man. "My physiological parameters for testosterone and
epitestosterone are naturally high," …"I was the strongest guy in the stage and in that race,
and I deserved to win," he said.
Or, as James Taranto said in Opinion Journal, "Only the French would consider the presence of testosterone in a man's system suspicious."
I'd pay $50 to see Taranto say that to Zinedine Zidain's face.