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Posted April 25th, 2006 by Chip Bok

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Summit County, where I live, has a new Animal Control director.  Her  name is Christine Congrove.  She makes $63,500 a year.  She is 23 years old and a college dropout.  Bill Gates dropped out of college too.  It pays to drop out of college.  Both of them make more than their teachers.

Bill Gate's father is a lawyer and co-chairman of Bill's foundation.  Christine Congrove's father is a Summit County Councilman.  Family values are important.

Like Akron's Lebron James, Christine Congrove is advanced beyond her years.  Lebron can shoot from anywhere.  Christine is licensed to carry firearms.  In an interview with Katie Byard in the Beacon Journal she said, "I'm law enforcement, a peace officer.  This is a law enforcement agency.  So I feel I that I am qualified for this job.  Also, euthanasia training… I'm a certified euthanasia technician."

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