Monthly Archives: April 2006

Press Secretary

Click Image to Enlarge. Bush made Fox News guy, Tony Snow his new press secretary.  Tony is conservative.  With his 38% approval rating, it's obviously not just liberals who are unhappy with the president.  Press Secretary Snow may have more … Continue reading

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Corny

Click Image to Enlarge. The government will require us to use 7.5 billion gallons of ethanol annually by the year 2020. I like the term corn squeezin's.  That's what Snuffy Smith called his moonshine in the cartoon strip by the … Continue reading

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Bok Book Signing

I will make two Borders crossings on Friday the 28th.  I'll be at Borders Fairlawn (map) at 5pm.   Then my  coyote will hustle me down to Borders North Canton (map) at 7pm.  I'll sign my latest book, The Recent History … Continue reading

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Gallows Humor

Click Image to Enlarge. Summit County, where I live, has a new Animal Control director.  Her  name is Christine Congrove.  She makes $63,500 a year.  She is 23 years old and a college dropout.  Bill Gates dropped out of college … Continue reading

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Big Bok Borders Book Signing

I'll be sneaking back into town today for a book signing at Borders on Howe Rd. in Cuyahoga Falls at 7:00pm. If you're in the area, or even if you're not, please stop by.

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Alternative Maximum Tax

Click Image to Enlarge. All the corporate lobbying scandals are about hiring somebody to bribe congress to make a special law that says everybody pays a tax but you. It's even legal in many cases. My guess is that Congress … Continue reading

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Leaks

Click Image to Enlarge. I'm Baaaack.  Sorry for disappearing with unfinished cartoon business on the table.  I was not abducted by aliens but I have been in Chicago. Many thanks to Mencken and Auggie for keeping the home fires burning … Continue reading

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Iran and the Easter Bunny

Click Image to Enlarge. Reuters reports that Robert Mugabe, the nutjob leader of Zimbabwe, supports the nuclear program of his colleague, the nutjob president of Iran,  Anybodywannajob. President Ahmagonnajihad had this to say about Israel yesterday, "Like it or not, … Continue reading

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Commander in Leak?

Click Image to Enlarge. Can a president leak?  It's a theological question.  Aquinas tells us the very act of a presidential leak causes the substance of the leak to be declassified and therefore renders the act not to be a … Continue reading

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PeaceNukes

Click Image to Enlarge. Asia Times reports, "President George W Bush issued a "wild speculation" non-denial denial that the US was planning strategic nuclear strikes against Iran, but Iran considerably upped the ante on Tuesday with President Mahmud Ahmadinejad's announcement … Continue reading

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