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Texas Flood Of Ignorance

by The Reverend on March 13, 2010

in conservatives,disinformation,religion

The late Stevie Ray Vaughan wrote and recorded a great slow blues entitled "Texas Flood." The lyrics tell about a hypothetical flood down in Texas when "all the telephone lines are down" and poor Stevie Ray is distraught because he can't find his main squeeze. Good stuff.

There's a flood going on in the state of Texas right now. Not a literal flood of water, but a flood of post-modern, conservative Christianist propaganda. The source of the flood is the Texas Board of Education….

The Texas State Board of Education agreed to new social studies standards on Friday after the far-right faction wielded its power to shape the lessons that will be taught to millions of students on American history, the U.S. free enterprise system, religion and other topics.

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As part of the new curriculum, the elected board…..rejected an attempt to ensure that children learn why the U.S. was founded on the principle of religious freedom.

But, it agreed to strengthen nods to Christianity by adding references to "laws of nature and nature's God" to a section in U.S. history that requires students to explain major political ideas.

This flood of conservative wingnut ignorance won't simply be contained in Texas. Because Texas public schools buy so many books, they are the tail that wags the book publisher dog. These meant-to-be-biased textbooks will find their way into other states' public school curriculums.

Theocons, (those who believe Yahweh should be King of America, and Yahweh's biblical mumbo-jumbo should be the law of the land) are hellbent to stamp out any truth about the United States formally being a secular, a non-religious, country.

So desperate (and crazy) are the theocons, as we're now seeing worked out in Texas, that they have often insisted that the U.S. is, indeed, a Christian nation simply because Article 7 of the Constitution, which lists the signators and the states the signators were from, was written like this….

Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth. In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names.

While clutching the thinnest of thin-reeds, what the Texas theocons want to reject is any "attempt to ensure that children learn why the U.S. was founded on the principle of religious freedom." So, the first amendment to the Constitution, which says this….

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;

….deserves no explanation or elaboration in Texas' new wingnut public school textbooks.

Of course, this is pure revisionistic history. It's an insult to those who actually dedicate their lives to educating, rather than indoctrinating, students. But it's not surprising in the least, considering that todays American citizenry can't agree on what happened yesterday.

These two diametrically-opposite views of the Texas School Board's revisionistic plans, I think, is indicative of the larger, national, dual-narrative crisis that bitterly divides us….

"We have been about conservatism versus liberalism," said Democrat Mavis Knight of Dallas, explaining her vote against the standards. "We have manipulated strands to insert what we want it to be in the document, regardless as to whether or not it's appropriate."

Republican Terri Leo, a member of the powerful Christian conservative voting bloc, called the standards "world class" and "exceptional."

When Texas is flooded over with the theocon flotsam and jetsam of nonsensical and propagandistic historical wreckage,….when ignorant Texas supernaturalists get their way and rewrite public school books replete with errors of mass educational destruction……how, exactly, will that help the children of America or make America stronger?

  • larry d.

    Actually "Texas Flood" was written by African American blues artist Larry Davis, Reverend.

    What racist ignorance!

  • Andrea

    I really wish Texas would just secede already from US even though I love Austin Tx. But I can still visit with my passpoort

  • Holy Cows

    Texas can secede; the United States military would invade and eliminate 12 million of the insurgents with only another 12 million in collateral damage during operation "United We Stand Texas Freedom Democracy Storm Eagle Freedom". We would then need 50 million Mexicans (they can live in half the space of U.S. citizens) to populate the newly freed Texas to run the oil fields and Starbucks. They would have to create a new state motto ("We Still Love Cowboy Hats and Big Belt Buckles!", constitution, and song (maybe something with an accordion and tuba accompaniment). It would take a little time to teach them to consume at the appropriate level to their new citizenship, we would have to supplement their undeveloped appetites with C-130's dropping excessive amounts of Eggos, store bought tortillas and salsa, unripenable produce, and Coca-Cola with corn syrup. In the end, if the Grand Experiment of Texas doesn't work to the desired outcome, we could simply run bulldozers from the northeast border to the Rio Grande as a final solution.

  • larry d.

    I read somewhere that they are planning a pilot program in Detroit to test the bulldozer thing, HC.

  • The Reverend

    My apologies for getting the authorship of "Texas Flood" incorrect. Larry Davis, wrote it and released it in the 50's.

    "United We Stand Texas Freedom Democracy Storm Eagle Freedom"

    I…like it.

    "we would have to supplement their undeveloped appetites with C-130's dropping excessive amounts of Eggos, store bought tortillas and salsa, unripenable produce, and Coca-Cola with corn syrup."

    Only real Amur-icans have fully developed appetites.

    Great stuff Holy Cows. "only another 12 million in collateral damage"….now, that's funny.

    Andrea….haven't been to Austin, but would like to visit, you know, before I need a passport…..tell me what you liked about the visit when you have time.

  • Andrea

    Austin is pretty cool. I was there when Bush just got in office as President and soon learned they really weren't too fond of him. They have plenty of health food super markets, good live music and really nice scenery. I was surprised that it is hilly not flat liek other parts of TX . Good Barbecue restaurants some with great views of Lake Travis..

  • Da King

    Rev,
    I know. When those conservatives start trying to indoctrinate our children, they are really invading the liberals arena. It must be frustrating to have the religious right influence history class when the kiddies could be happily learning the Howard Zinn version instead.

  • The Reverend

    At least Zinn's version would be true.

  • Da King

    You just told me everything I need to know about you.

    It's also true that America was founded on a belief in God. Since that's true, why did you bother writing this post ?

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