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Phelps, Pork, WMD's, & The One

by The Reverend on February 6, 2009

in 2008 election,Barack Obama,economy,GOP,media

Gold medalist swimmer Michael Phelps hitting a bong

Gold medalist swimmer Michael Phelps hitting a bong

If I won all those gold medals I'd be smoking a bong too. But, the New American Puritans insist on keeping that snow-driven purity image going for all our American heroes. So Michael Phelps gets the boot. American children have once again been saved from reefer madness.

Of course, a picture of Phelps with a shot and a beer would enhance his manly image and win him even more endorsements. Two faced nation (new band name?)
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Mysteriously odd increase in the use of the word "pork" by print media over the last 2 weeks. According to Chris Matthews last night, the print media has used the word "pork" four times as often in the last week as they did two weeks ago. It's mysterious because there are NO, count 'em, none….earmarks in Obama's bill. Earmarks are what are normally described as pork…..but then this is print media we're talking about and right now, print media is still at war with reality.

Add that "pork" use increase to the 2-1 ratio, Republican guests to Democratic guests, on cable teevee shows last weekend to talk about the stimulus……blend in the cherry-picking of less than 1% of Obama's stimulus plan for sixth grade quality criticisms….."what about the condoms? hehehe"…..and what you find is a dishonestly biased media, which surprisingly, Matthews admitted to later when he said, "The media is not on the President's side here."

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Scare Tactics

The president has been criticized for using "scare tactics", the politics of "fear"…to sell his stimulus and recovery legislation. Let's consider that criticism through comparison.

W. and Dick made Americans afraid of Iraqi WMD's with scare tactic words and phrasings. Rumsfeld said "we know where those WMD's are", Dick said "there's no doubt" about their existence, Condi and Decider scared us further with "mushroom cloud" talk. No doubt about it, the neo-cons used scare tactics to sell their new militaristic adventure. All the Republicans, not one dissenter, voted for the invasion of Iraq. That's called being in lockstep with their Leader.

No WMD's in Iraq. Republican politicians simply accepted the scare tactics of their Leader…without any clearcut evidence, at least none that wasn't cherry picked.

President Obama doesn't have to tell you to trust him about the current scary economic situation. Obama doesn't say, "I know we should all be afraid, just trust me because I know." Obama simply points Republicans to the obvious f*cking 800 pound economic WMD's in the room. Foreclosure numbers and unemployment numbers. Not hidden underground, not obscured inside mobile weather trailers, not waiting to become mushroom clouds…..just…..transparently obvious.

19 out of 20 economists, including conservatives, suggest that Keynesian methods (government spending money) are the correct way forward in our dangerous WMD economic situation…….but Republicans, with the WMD's staring them right in the face, DO NOT BELIEVE ANY OF IT. They believed scary stuff they couldn't see when it was W. and Dick doing the "trust us" scaring……but now that the Terror Twins are gone….they aren't willing to believe in government spending until the economic WMD's, the ones they can clearly see each month in the form of foreclosure and unemployment numbers, actually explode in front of their freakin' faces.

That's not governing…..that's mania.

Finally for today….you may or may not have seen Barack Obama speaking last night at a Democratic retreat in Virginia…..if you haven't seen it, you need to…..

Best part…."Then you get the argument, well, this isn't a stimulus bill, this is a spending bill. What do you think a stimulus is.? That's the whole point. No, seriously. THAT'S the point."
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Update from Huckleberry Hound Lindsey Graham (R-SEN-SC)….

"This bill stinks," said Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C. "The process that brought it here stinks. Not a single Republican in the House voted for it. Maybe every Republican is just crazy, I don't think so." Link

Not "maybe" Huck.

  • Da King

    According to the Rev, the largest and most porked up bill in American history has no pork in it. I could prove you wrong and list at least 50 items totaling many billions in the bill that have nothing whatsoever to do with economic stimulus, but why bother ? You have smoked from the Obama bong, and drank the bongwater to boot. There is no point. You are defending the indefensible. Lindsay Graham is right, and America knows it.

    Michael Phelps is free to get high. Kellog is free to not renew his contract. End of story.

    And for the 12,358th time, Bush didn't create the wmd intel.

  • larry d.

    Speaking of WMDs, Obama does a little saber rattling then drone murders 20 innocent Pokee-staney villagers and voila a week later they decide to release the world's foremost expert on proliferating nuclear weapons. Some coincidence!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7873962.stm

    Weren't Obama's work on ethics reform and nuclear proliferation supposed to be his greatest accomplishments as a senator? Boy oh boy he's two for two in those areas as president.

    What a disaster!

  • larry d.

    As for the pork, Obama's bill doesn't have 'earmarks' because there's no central bill to pin them on. It's all earmarks.

  • Da King

    When did Pakistan invite us to attack them ?

  • Worker B.

    If I wrote a liberal blog I'd be smoking bongs before each post, too, Mr. Reverend.

  • The Reverend

    What's that song?……what is it, again?…."Send in the Clowns"…yeah, that's it.

    King continues to ignore the FACT that spending is economic stimulus. He and larry think the entire bill, oh, except for the….wait for it…..tax cuts, is earmarks. How can someone of a sound mind argue with stuff like that?

    Extra-special response to larry's Pakistan comment. I realize that the two countries of Afghanistan and Pakistan should have already been turned into Nirvana-peace-and-love-models in the two freakin' weeks that Obama has been in office. No doubt about it. Yes, I see the deep insightful wisdom in those kinds of expectations, especially since we've been there such a short, you know, time.

    Killing Pakistani-Afghani extremists in the northwest territories was what I THOUGHT we were going to do after 9-11. I did. And I wanted them all dead. But no, no……we had to have 7 f*cking years of political exploitation, complete with Codpieces, for Narcissistic George and his Fearmongering Dick.

    Perhaps Obama can clean up after Junior's international tantrum.

    If we were going to have collateral damage…..by god….it should have been early on in and around the mountains of the northwest provinces. But what am I thinking?……..Much better to kill a hundred thousand Arab and Muslim civilians in a country where the real enemy is not located. F*cking morons.

  • http://ohio.com Chris

    Rev,

    You are wrong on one there is now pork in this bill the Republican tax credit to "help" the housing industry. Who didn't see that one coming. The Republicans are just upset because they can't get their "stimulus" (read pork) into the bill. I guess people don't realize that Condoms don't appear like magic, they have to be made. Stimulus effect. The problem is that most of what the Republicans are calling pork are just just items that don't fit their ideology. This isn't a bill about morals, trickle down economics ( I only know of one thing that trickles down and I don't want that stuff falling down on me) or WMD. Its about spending money just about anywhere and anyway to try to get Americans working. It was easier in the 1930's. Americans either made stuff or grew stuff. now because of governmental policy we don't make stuff we just file paper about how somebody in China made stuff. Whoever tied CEO compensation to stock price should be hung by their thumbs for 30 years.

  • The Reverend

    True, all that, Chris

    It is true that Republicans and corporate Democrats want to re-inflate the housing bubble. Hells, belles….how can someone get their grimy hands on more of other people's equity, if they can't find any equity to put their grimy hands on. Just create equity out of thin air…..that's the ticket.

  • The Reverend

    And upon further review…..a couple more to the King.

    This…

    "Michael Phelps is free to get high. Kellog is free to not renew his contract. End of story."

    …is King's response to this…..

    "the New American Puritans insist on keeping that snow-driven purity image going for all our American heroes."

    Of course, Kellogg's can do as they please, …..but that wasn't really my point…..it's the Puritan 20th centurians with their sanctimonious scolding and judgmentalism that makes me want to puke.

    This is the 21st century…..people smoke dope.

    Secondly, this….

    "And for the 12,358th time, Bush didn't create the wmd intel"

    …was King's response to this….

    "W. and Dick made Americans afraid of Iraqi WMD's with scare tactic words and phrasings. Rumsfeld said "we know where those WMD's are", Dick said "there's no doubt" about their existence, Condi and Decider scared us further with "mushroom cloud" talk. No doubt about it, the neo-cons used scare tactics to sell their new militaristic adventure. All the Republicans, not one dissenter, voted for the invasion of Iraq. That's called being in lockstep with their Leader.

    No WMD's in Iraq. Republican politicians simply accepted the scare tactics of their Leader…without any clearcut evidence, at least none that wasn't cherry picked."

    King is arguing that in spite of everything in the above two paragraphs being true…..Bush didn't create the intel.

    I.M.Speechless

  • terje

    8 gold medals and he gets baked?

    maybe more people should hit the bong.

  • The Reverend

    Point

  • larry d.

    The drone bombing was probably the right thing to do, Reverend.

    But I thought Obama was going to be able to get everyone on board over there, bring them to the table, because everyone respected him so much? Instead we've got the release of the Great Proliferator and the Euros schooling the President on international trade.

  • The Reverend

    He'll have a difficult enough time just righting the ship. He may be Jesus but not, you know, God the Father.

  • larry d.

    I just wish he weren't Inspector Clouseau.

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